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Tuesday, September 09, 2003

My day started out bad.

First, I forgot my wallet. So I had to drive back to the apartment to get it.

Then, while driving, the Tamaraw FX in front of me suddenly swerved onto my lane. I had to swerve too to avoid him, but hit a pedicab that was next to me. My bumper got scratched in a big way. And the car isn't even a month old.

Sigh. Here's hoping this day won't turn out to be all bad.

Monday, September 08, 2003

Better than saying "I love you..."

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks. "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies. "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"