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The death of J'onn J'onzz... what a waste, eh?

Anyone who's read Final Crisis will know what I'm talking about. Here's a scan of the death scene...



Man, such an ignoble way to die. Hunted down and slaughtered just like that. Who'd have thought it would be so easy?

Wait a minute... it shouldn't be so easy. since Martian Manhunter is almost at the same power class as Superman, and has been at the hero game since the 1950s. You'd think he would have been in worse situations than that.

But no... his death was shameful. No self-sacrificing death. No heroic demise. Just plain pffffffffttt. Heck, even C-list GL Corpsman Arkis Chummuck died saving his fellow Green Lanterns.

I'll just comfort myself in the fact that it was a Skrull impersonator who died. Really, have you seen the chin J'onn was sporting before his death?

So, Mr. Michael Netzer, I hope DC takes you up on your offer after Final Crisis is done.